It was a dark and stormy night as rain lashed the windows
of Marshall Manor, where every tree outside of the manor was shaped like the
deceased residents who once worked at the manor. The trees swayed and the wind
howled, oblivious of the lonely watcher of that dreary night. A ghoulish
looking man with a Roman nose peered into the forest from underneath his
wide-brimmed hat. A frightened girl finally appeared between the rain soaked
branches cold and terrified; she approached the man in the wide-brimmed hat.
Seeking the safety known only in numbers, she asked him a question, “Will you
protect me?” And he replied “Run!”
Just then, a vampire, a werewolf, and Jason came running
at them from behind the surrounding trees. When all of a sudden, an unexpected
tree branch impaled the vampire. As the vampire burst into flames, which just
so happened to catch Jason on fire as well, provided enough distraction for
them to run inside the haunted manor. The girl runs to lock the door of the mansion
but forgets that it’s haunted!
She then ate a waffle. Yum! Then she feels it, like a
swift kick to the stomach... and Montezuma take his revenge. She runs back into
the mansion and into the toilet. This is not what she thought the man with the
wider-brimmed hat meant when he said “Run”.
Meanwhile, the man with the wide-brimmed hat met the
werewolf at the door! “she’s upstairs,” he said. The werewolf transformed back
into his human form and went upstairs to great his unsuspecting bride. She had
recovered and sat by the window reading Edgar Allen Poe. “The story goes that
he was no Mo.”
He was “no mo” wolf than he was man, but the young girl
could not help but love him. She dreamt of a time where they were scurvy pirates
in a former life. And woke within their breasts memories of reptilian savagery
and gelatinous minds. The story concluded for a brief moment just to begin once
more. Staring blankly at the ceiling fan above, the man felt as if his hat came
to define him, and then everyone was toast. Yaateeh Dine’ students! The walrus
said, I am the egg man, I am the walrus. Koo Koo ke choo!
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